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artists: I got bored, so I drew this amazing picture.
musicans: I got bored, so I wrote a new hit song.
gif-people: I got bored, so I put up this gif-set that really shows their feelings.
photoshopers: I got bored, so I edited this picture and made it even more awesome than it was at first.
writers: I got bored, so I wrote this incredibe fanfiction.
me: I got bored, so I refreshed my dashboard.
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rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
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HELP my ass is desintegrating from sitting down SO...
And I never even had much ass, to begin with.
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dynamic-punch:
when i try to draw feet
Don’t forget this
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genest:
99% of confusing content on tumblr can be sourced back to homestuck
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If SHIELD was 10 Things I Hate About You
Steve: So what's your excuse?
Tony: For?
Steve: Acting the way we do.
Tony: I don't like to do what people expect. Why should I live up to other people's expectations instead of my own?
Steve: So you disappoint them from the start and then you're covered, right?
Tony: Something like that…
Steve: Then you screwed up.
Tony: How?
Steve: You never disappointed me.
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Thor: Where did you come from? Planet Loser?
Loki: As opposed to Planet Look-at-Me, Look-at-Me?
Odin: [claps] Ok, here's how we solve this one: Old rule out. New rule: Thor can date [Thor smiles, Loki with a shocked face] when he does. [points at Loki]
Thor: But he's a frost giant! What if he never dates?
Odin: Then you'll never date. Oh I like that. And I'll get to sleep at night, the deep slumber of a father whose sons aren't out trying to destroy Jotunheim.
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Bruce: She never wanted me. She wanted Barton the whole time.
Tony: Bruce, do you like the girl?
Bruce: Yeah.
Tony: Yeah, and is she worth all this trouble?
Bruce: Well, I thought she was, but you know, I...
Tony: Well, she is or she isn't. See first of all, Barton is not half the man you are. Literally. Secondly, don't let anyone ever make you feel like you don't deserve what you want. Go for it.
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Agent Coulson: Hello Agent Romanoff. Make anybody cry today?
Natasha: Sadly no, but it's only 4:30.
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Clint Barton: You're asking me out? That's so cute! What's your name again?
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Pepper Potts (about Natasha): What is it with this chick? She got beer flavored nipples?
Thor: [perks up]
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Nick Fury, to Loki: Has the fact that you're completely psycho managed to escape your attention?
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Steve: I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?
Agent Coulson: I think you can in Europe.
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Tony: Someone still has her panties in a twist.
Natasha: Don't, for one minute, think that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties.
Tony: Then what did I have an effect on?
Natasha: Other than my upchuck reflex, nothing.
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Agent Coulson: People perceive you as somewhat...
Loki: Tempestuous?
Nick Fury: "Heinous bitch" is the term used most often.
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Agent Coulson: So, I hear you were terrorizing Tony Stark... again.
Natasha: Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.
Agent Coulson: The way you expressed your opinion to Clint Barton? By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested.
Natasha: I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.
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The person I reblogged this from has a great blog...
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Reblog if you want your followers to tell you who...
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Man on fire tries to catch cat fart
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